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"SÓLO LAS PARTES MÁS RIDÍCULAS
DE ESTA HISTORIA SON VERÍDICAS"

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<i>When I was a kid,</i>

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<i>I used to carry
a rabbit's foot for good luck.</i>

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<i>But in Somalia,
I traded it for two cold Budweisers</i>

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<i>and a back issue of Penthouse.</i>

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<i>You hear people talk
about the horrors of war all the time,</i>

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<i>but the dirty little secret is,</i>

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<i>if you're just reporting it,</i>

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<i>war has its bright side as well.</i>

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<i>I know, I know. I'm sacrilegious.</i>

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<i>But being that close to death,</i>

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<i>being that alive,</i>

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<i>it's completely addictive.</i>

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<i>And if anyone tells you otherwise,
they are lying.</i>

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Fuck!

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I know.

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<i>I worked with Simon Hunt
for nine years.</i>

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<i>We worked as a team
for the network news covering wars</i>

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<i>from El Salvador to Desert Storm
to the killing fields of Bosnia.</i>

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Got any Quaaludes?

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Are we moving or what?

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Yes, we're moving.

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I just wish I had a fucking Quaalude.

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<i>No one was crazier than he was.</i>

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<i>No one was as dangerous,</i>

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<i>as fun, or as good as he was.</i>

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Damn!

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<i>Even in the very worst of times.</i>

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God damn it.

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You film any of that?

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Are you kidding me?

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<i>Well, what the hell are we doing here,
writing for Travel n' fucking Leisure?</i>

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We're here for one purpose
and one purpose only,

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and that's to get some
goddamn news footage here.

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That's why you're going to go back out
into this mess and shoot something.

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Ridiculous.

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Afraid not, Duckie Boy.

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Okay. You film it.

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- No, you fucking film it.
- You fucking film it.

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I don't know how to use
the fucking camera.

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Screw me.

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<i>Simon gave me balls
I never even knew I had.</i>

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<i>Of course, during our years together
I got shot four times,</i>

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<i>and Simon never got
as much as a scratch.</i>

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<i>But together we won lots of awards.</i>

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<i>Simon liked to point out, however,</i>

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<i>that news awards were
like hemorrhoids:</i>

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<i>Eventually, every asshole gets one.</i>

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<i>But the fact was
Simon was the best in the business,</i>

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<i>and everyone knew it.</i>

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<i>He cared the most.</i>

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<i>He got the best stories.</i>

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<i>But things started to change
during the winter of 1994 in Bosnia.</i>

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<i>All the senseless brutality
of every war we had covered</i>

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<i>crystallized in one perfect
winter of tragedy.</i>

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<i>And then one day Simon snapped.</i>

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<i>I guess everyone snaps
once in their lifetime:</i>

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<i>At a boss...</i>

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<i>at a lover...</i>

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<i>at the world.</i>

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<i>But Simon's was a doozy.</i>

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<i>And I filmed it all,</i>

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<i>recording it for
every journalism major</i>

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<i>to download from
here to fucking eternity.</i>

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<i>The great meltdown of Simon Hunt.</i>

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<i>We now go to Simon Hunt
in Bosnia with the story.</i>

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<i>Two years into a civil war</i>

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<i>that has ravaged
this once multi-ethnic country,</i>

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<i>Doctor Boghanovic's Bosnian Serb army</i>

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<i>continues in its quest to liquidate
the Bosnian Muslims from this region,</i>

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<i>today attacking yet another
supposed UN-protected village at will.</i>

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<i>Simon, some are saying</i>

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<i>that it was the Bosnian Muslims
who attacked first,</i>

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<i>causing this latest battle.</i>

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<i>- Simon, some are saying...
- It wasn't a battle, Franklin.</i>

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<i>It wasn't a battle,
it was a slaughter.</i>

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<i>Well, Simon, certain
United Nations observers confirm...</i>

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<i>Who are you talking about?</i>

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<i>Are you talking about the Dutch?</i>

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<i>The Dutch?</i>

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<i>The Dutch were getting drunk</i>

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<i>with the Serb army guys on slivovice</i>

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<i>at the checkpoint
earlier this morning.</i>

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<i>- Okay, thank you, Simon Hunt...
- Safe areas?</i>

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<i>These people were butchered!</i>

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<i>Women were raped!</i>

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<i>Children were murdered!</i>

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<i>Oh, come on, Franklin!</i>

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<i>Come on, don't get your panties
all in a twist.</i>

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<i>- We're live, Simon.
- Lathered up.</i>

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<i>You and your editor boys,
you can cut this part out of air.</i>

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<i>Television! It was a doozy.</i>

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<i>After that, everything changed.</i>

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<i>Simon, of course, got canned.</i>

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<i>And I, on the other hand,</i>

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<i>received the opposite end
of the network spear.</i>

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<i>I got promoted.</i>

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<i>Guess a little reward for having
to endure</i>

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<i>the embarrassment that was Simon Hunt</i>

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<i>for all those years.</i>

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<i>I got sent to New York and was offered
the cushiest job in the business:</i>

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<i>Chief cameraman for Franklin Harris,</i>

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<i>the network anchorman.</i>

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<i>I suddenly had what
everyone else wanted:</i>

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<i>World capitals,</i>

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<i>state dinners,</i>

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<i>first-class jets.</i>

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<i>And I took advantage
of every gift bag they gave me.</i>

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<i>Simon had it harder.</i>

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<i>- Much harder.
- Simon Hunt here in Northern Gaza.</i>

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<i>He stumbled through
a half dozen cable news jobs,</i>

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<i>one more demeaning than the next...</i>

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What the fuck are you doing?

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<i>...which usually ended with
him quitting</i>

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<i>or getting fired for insubordination.</i>

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Got great tape! Great, great tape!

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<i>Finally he hit the bottom rung
of a journalist's career:</i>

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<i>Showing up at a war
on nobody's dime but his own.</i>

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$500.

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I'll take five hundred.

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A world exclusive.

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Don't you owe me 300 from Gaza?

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<i>It's a shitty life.</i>

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<i>Soon after that, I stopped hearing
from Simon altogether.</i>

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<i>And then he dropped
completely off the radar.</i>

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<i>There were rumors of spottings</i>

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<i>in certain war zones
you wouldn't even want to fly over.</i>

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<i>Stories like that.</i>

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<i>And then slowly...</i>

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<i>the stories stopped.</i>

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<i>As for me?</i>

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<i>Did I miss the action?</i>

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<i>Did I want to go back
to the carnage and craziness?</i>

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<i>The adrenaline and nonstop erection</i>

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<i>that comes from fear and
death and war?</i>

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<i>Absolutely not.</i>

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<i>And that was the lie I lived with.</i>

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- Watch the land mine.
- What?

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Okay, that's not funny.

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No, I just read there's
supposed to still be

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over 500,000 un-detonated land mines
in this country.

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You know, the last time I was here,

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there was a sniper positioned
right there

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taking potshots at my ass.

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Five-year anniversary.
It's a good story.

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Duck, you should talk
to some of your old contacts

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and work with Benjamin.

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I want to do something
on the reconciliation.

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You know, Muslim and Serb widow
sort of things.

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- Yes, sir. It will be done.
- Good.

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- Watch the land mine.
- What?

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Okay, really, this isn't funny.

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First overseas assignment

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producing a piece on something

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you seem to know very little about,

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could be pretty damn funny.

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Yeah, Franklin and my father

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thought this would be a good
first foreign assignment for me.

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You know, get my feet wet.

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And whose kid are you again?

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The network vice-president's.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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I'm trying to read everything I can,

163
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but this war was complicated
as all hell.

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It was hell.

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Ain't nothing complicated about that.

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Look what the cat dragged in.

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Duck!

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He has actually graced us
with his presence.

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And his expense account.
Drinks on the network.

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No, it's not.
Don't listen to anything he says.

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Hey, man.

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Back in the trenches
with the commoners, huh?

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- Oh, Brady, you look great.
- Good to see you, man.

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You too.

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- You look like shit, mate.
- So does your mama.

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It's all that money and pussy.
It's fucking destroyed him.

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Two Sarajevskas, please.

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Excuse me if I can afford
a bar of soap.

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All y'all look like y'all need a bath.

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Duck!

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I take it that's how you
got your nickname.

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How Duck's got his nickname?

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There's one time,
back in the jungle of Guatemala,

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desperate and lonely,

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and oh so horny after
following around

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this great looking rebel all day,

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just slipped off from the main group,

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went to this quiet little lagoon,

189
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and proceeded
to sodomise the brown mallet

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for a good quarter of an hour.

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- Very romantic.
- Enough of the propaganda...

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- It was beasty...
- Enough of the propaganda...

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We have a very special
guest this evening.

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What?

195
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- And she's a virgin.
- No.

196
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We gonna get her fucked up!

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Your first time,
and you're traveling with Duck?

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I hope you brought your flak jacket.

199
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Last newbie who traveled with him
lost one of his balls.

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It's true.

201
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That's why they sent the Duck
back to New York.

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He attracts mortar fire
like shit attracts flies.

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- Jubilee, buddy.
- Jubilee.

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It's good to see you.

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It's insane. NATO has 20,000
peace-keeping troops

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in a country half the size
of Kentucky,

207
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and they can't find
any of these fucking war criminals.

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There's no way this country is going
to get its economy back up

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until it starts catching
some of these assholes.

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Until they catch the Fox.

211
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Now that would be a great story.

212
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Yeah? Who's the Fox?

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Where's that Bosnian war book
you've been reading?

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Uh-oh.

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It never gets old.

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It's not pretty.

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Thank you.

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Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic, the Fox,

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is the most wanted war criminal
in Bosnia.

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During the war,
he ordered the rape and murder

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of thousands of innocent Muslims.

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There's a $5 million bounty
on his little arrogant head.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

225
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You got everyone from the UN,

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CIA, and NATO,

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and every bounty hunter
from here to Chuck Norris

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looking for him.

229
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I think that poor boy needs
some slivovice quick.

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It's good.

231
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It's brandy.

232
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Yeah? How good?

233
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Let's put it this way.
There's an old Bosnian saying

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that when a bottle of this stuff
is on the table,

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the devil's sitting in the
corner laughing.

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You know what I was just thinking of?

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If every day is a holiday
at the Holiday Inn...

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00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,780
- That's not your room.
- I know.

239
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,103
Then what do they do...

240
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:38,797
What do they do about Christmas time?

241
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,992
Look, man,
if I don't see you at breakfast,

242
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,594
I'm going to have NATO send
a task force

243
00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:44,727
to search for you.

244
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:45,514
Okay.

245
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:47,660
Good night, Duck.

246
00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:50,037
Hey, hey, hey!

247
00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:50,710
Duck!

248
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,808
Oh, God.

249
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,177
Oh, God.

250
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,906
- Hello, Duckie.
- Oh, fuck!

251
00:14:09,442 --> 00:14:10,286
Simon.

252
00:14:12,878 --> 00:14:14,677
Surprise.

253
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,021
How the hell are you?

254
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,415
Get over here.

255
00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:24,462
Been good.

256
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:26,384
Been good. Been around.

257
00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:29,960
Amazing how many
crappy wars you'll find

258
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,605
if you go looking for 'em.

259
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,640
- But you're okay?
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.

260
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,656
I've been getting through.

261
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:42,711
I hope you don't mind.
I raided your honor bar over there.

262
00:14:42,811 --> 00:14:45,036
Purloined a few
of your little bottles of vodka.

263
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,109
So what else is new?

264
00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:50,392
I watched you guys today
doing your report up on a bridge.

265
00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:52,906
Franklin's not looking half bad.

266
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:54,300
He have some work done?

267
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,510
- Eyelift.
- Oh.

268
00:14:57,593 --> 00:15:00,554
- But you were watching us, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.

269
00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:02,139
Yeah, I was...

270
00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:05,442
I was hoping
maybe I could convince you

271
00:15:05,452 --> 00:15:08,361
to shoot my stand-up report
tomorrow at the ceremony.

272
00:15:08,861 --> 00:15:10,356
You know, old times' sake.

273
00:15:11,016 --> 00:15:12,753
Yeah, sure.

274
00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:14,664
You know, I could save a little money

275
00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:17,461
if I didn't have to hire
a cameraman, so...

276
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:22,697
I'm going to sell it
to the Germans or Jamaicans.

277
00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:25,486
Yeah.

278
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,377
Fuck, Simon.

279
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:44,841
You know, I meant to try
and track you down.

280
00:15:46,651 --> 00:15:47,602
Don't worry about it.

281
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:56,666
Don't worry, Duck.

282
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:17,270
I heard rumors.

283
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:20,849
They're all true.

284
00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,829
I got something, Duck.

285
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,553
Not just the anniversary,
I got a real story.

286
00:16:35,147 --> 00:16:36,712
Something that could put me
right back on the map.

287
00:16:39,786 --> 00:16:42,550
I thought you might be
interested, huh?

288
00:16:50,721 --> 00:16:51,913
It's not like I don't want to.

289
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:52,826
I just...

290
00:16:52,926 --> 00:16:55,137
You know, I'd do anything for you.

291
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:59,164
But I'm meeting this girl in Greece
the day after tomorrow,

292
00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:01,937
and it's just not something
I can cancel, you know?

293
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:04,048
Just shitty timing.

294
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,367
I got this three-week vacation
and all.

295
00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:10,397
Look, but I'll still do
your stand-up tomorrow.

296
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,740
You will get a whole lot of B-rolls,

297
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,142
so you could used some of that.

298
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,020
Look, I... I got to get out of here.

299
00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:19,106
What, already?

300
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,792
Simon!

301
00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:25,239
- Great to see you, Duck.
- Simon!

302
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:39,919
The white doves released
to denote peace around the world.

303
00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:44,543
Peace especially in Sarajevo
and Bosnia-Herzegovina.

304
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:54,958
Simon Hunt.

305
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,981
I thought you were dead.

306
00:17:58,051 --> 00:17:59,289
Franklin.

307
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:00,828
You look good.

308
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:02,288
Very taut.

309
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,827
Duck said you were coming by here.

310
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,502
That's fine with me
if you wanna piggyback with us.

311
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:12,629
- I got no hard feelings.
- Oh, thank you.

312
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,706
Thank you, Franklin.
Magnanimous as always.

313
00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:18,125
I promise I won't try to steal
Duckie back.

314
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:21,068
Oh, you can't afford him.
Hell, I could hardly afford him.

315
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,368
Benjamin, meet Simon Hunt,
a former star with our network.

316
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,591
Simon, Benjamin Strauss.

317
00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:30,376
Benjamin, you look young enough
to be someone important's son.

318
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,169
Yeah. The network vice-president's.

319
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:36,375
You know,
I thought you were dead, too.

320
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:37,922
What?

321
00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:40,739
I think he got you.

322
00:18:40,963 --> 00:18:42,063
Yeah, I think so.

323
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,365
Simon used to be our
best correspondent

324
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,185
till he flamed out on
national television.

325
00:18:47,611 --> 00:18:48,626
Yeah. No, I remember.

326
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:53,214
I mean, we studied it
in journalism school.

327
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,158
Well, my plane leaves for Italy
in an hour and a half,

328
00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:02,543
if I'm not on it,
my wife's gonna killed me.

329
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:05,180
Simon... believe it or not,

330
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,510
I'm happy that you're not dead.

331
00:19:10,956 --> 00:19:13,225
I'm becoming a big softie
in my old age.

332
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:15,668
<i>- Ciao!
- Ciao.</i>

333
00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:26,182
Reporting from
the five-year anniversary ceremony

334
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:30,627
for Jamaican television,
this is Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

335
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:36,173
Reporting for
Peruvian state television,

336
00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:39,093
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

337
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,701
Reporting for
the Polish television news network,

338
00:19:43,363 --> 00:19:45,454
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

339
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,584
I hope one of these bastards
buys this.

340
00:19:49,329 --> 00:19:50,448
Hope so.

341
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,324
Check the atlas. I don't think
you got any countries left.

342
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:54,968
Yeah... well,

343
00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:57,430
considering what I got up my sleeve,

344
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,413
it won't matter much.

345
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:07,716
Hey, get this back to the hotel.
I'll meet you there later.

346
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:10,723
All right, daddy, what's the story?

347
00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:14,615
You make the call?

348
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:15,693
What call?

349
00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,557
To your little Greek souvlaki.

350
00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:22,817
'Cause this story's too big to waste

351
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,799
if you're just going to get on a plane
like Facelift Franklin.

352
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:33,767
You're getting soft, Duckie.

353
00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:35,863
You've gotten real soft
around the edges.

354
00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:38,676
You're like a racehorse
that's been put out to pasture.

355
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,738
Yeah, and you can fuck off, Simon.

356
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:43,363
But when I know that you're ready
to do serious journalism,

357
00:20:43,463 --> 00:20:46,181
instead of that anchorman fluff
they've reduced you to,

358
00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:47,819
I'll fill you in, okay?

359
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,303
What's the story, you motherfucker?

360
00:20:56,898 --> 00:20:57,698
It's good.

361
00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:00,109
It's really good.

362
00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:03,475
What?

363
00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:10,360
What?

364
00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:20,671
You know the Fox?

365
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,938
Pompous bastard who's responsible
for all of this?

366
00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:34,672
Yeah.

367
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:36,866
I know where he's hiding.

368
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,524
So this great source of yours
knows where he's hiding,

369
00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:00,420
just like that?

370
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:02,194
Yeah. Correct.

371
00:22:02,611 --> 00:22:04,811
And we're going to find him
and score an interview.

372
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:05,870
Correct.

373
00:22:06,288 --> 00:22:07,737
Go where no bounty hunter

374
00:22:07,837 --> 00:22:09,878
or U.S. Marine has ever gone before.

375
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,181
Correct.

376
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,842
You are out of your fucking mind.

377
00:22:20,701 --> 00:22:23,569
Okay. What about the bodyguards
that he travels with, Simon?

378
00:22:23,979 --> 00:22:25,539
Have you thought about that?

379
00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:28,662
Yeah. Word is he's got 20
armed guards with him at all times.

380
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,063
Yeah? Well, I heard it's 50.

381
00:22:30,163 --> 00:22:31,583
- Fifty?
- Fifty.

382
00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:33,183
Maybe.

383
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,640
Actually, some people
believe he has none.

384
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,039
Stupid people.

385
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,151
Doesn't matter.

386
00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,325
He's expecting NATO troops,
not two jerks in a car.

387
00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:43,847
We can get right up to him.

388
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,112
I know the town.

389
00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:47,033
- I have directions.
- You got directions?

390
00:22:47,053 --> 00:22:49,503
What, somebody said "Make a left
at the first Quickie-Mart"?

391
00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,501
I don't think they have
Quickie-Marts in Bosnia, Duckie.

392
00:22:53,851 --> 00:22:56,687
Okay, Simon.
This great source of yours...

393
00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:59,152
How do you even know
that you could trust him?

394
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:03,996
It's real.

395
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,701
He says he's hiding
up in the mountains of Celibici,

396
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,867
right by the border of Montenegro.

397
00:23:12,818 --> 00:23:15,309
You go one step over the border,
NATO can't catch you.

398
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,178
No, no, no.

399
00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:19,918
- They've been printing that gossip...
- He's there. He's in the mountains.

400
00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:21,056
He's there! He...

401
00:23:21,796 --> 00:23:23,580
He's an hour and a half
up an unpaved road.

402
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,131
He's surrounded
by sympathetic Bosnian Serbs

403
00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:27,683
who will protect him...

404
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:29,596
at all costs.

405
00:23:33,936 --> 00:23:35,381
That's just fucking great.

406
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,264
We're leaving first thing in
the morning.

407
00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:45,706
If you could see me in this bikini,
Duck, you wouldn't be doing this.

408
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:48,562
Come on. Come on, baby.

409
00:23:48,563 --> 00:23:51,242
Look, it's... I promise it's just
going to be two more days, okay?

410
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:54,159
Oh, well, I can wait.

411
00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:55,786
But I don't know for how long.

412
00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:58,731
You're torturing me.

413
00:23:58,831 --> 00:24:00,057
<i>And you're torturing me.</i>

414
00:24:00,156 --> 00:24:01,162
So we're even.

415
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,336
<i>Hello? Hello?</i>

416
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,209
I must be a complete fucking idiot.

417
00:24:13,143 --> 00:24:16,482
Hey, look, I know I'm new
and green and a joke to you,

418
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:18,432
but I just graduated from
Harvard, okay?

419
00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:19,748
And I know something's up.

420
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,523
I haven't the slightest idea
what you're talking about.

421
00:24:23,524 --> 00:24:25,933
Oh, come on.
You and Simon, you're onto a story.

422
00:24:26,905 --> 00:24:28,471
Me and Simon are just hanging out.

423
00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:31,004
I saw your girlfriend when she
came by the office two weeks ago.

424
00:24:31,014 --> 00:24:32,452
She is hotter than hot.

425
00:24:32,462 --> 00:24:34,243
You don't leave her in Greece
to hang out.

426
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:37,512
You been listening to
my conversations?

427
00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:39,103
No.

428
00:24:39,641 --> 00:24:40,601
No, it was, um...

429
00:24:41,121 --> 00:24:43,419
No, the official term
is eavesdropping, all right?

430
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,012
Little shit.

431
00:24:47,608 --> 00:24:49,097
Look, I know something's up,
all right?

432
00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:50,463
I want in on it.

433
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,084
Forget it. There's no story.

434
00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:54,170
I went to Harvard, okay?
I know there's a story.

435
00:24:54,253 --> 00:24:56,672
What is up with this Harvard shit?

436
00:24:56,755 --> 00:24:58,423
You know, I dated a girl
from Harvard once,

437
00:24:58,506 --> 00:25:00,341
and she wasn't so fucking bright.

438
00:25:02,677 --> 00:25:05,342
Look, my father is a cold,
mean son of a bitch,

439
00:25:05,352 --> 00:25:07,384
and he thinks I'm soft and weak

440
00:25:07,394 --> 00:25:09,099
and not quite cut out for this
type of work.

441
00:25:09,182 --> 00:25:11,164
And there's no way on God's green
earth I'm going to prove that to him

442
00:25:11,184 --> 00:25:13,091
by letting you get
a great story without me.

443
00:25:14,051 --> 00:25:15,447
How do you know it's so great?

444
00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,313
You're hanging out with a guy

445
00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:19,037
who had a fucking meltdown
on national television

446
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,246
and is a punch line in the business.

447
00:25:20,256 --> 00:25:21,430
If it wasn't good,
you wouldn't be doing it.

448
00:25:25,272 --> 00:25:26,575
Look, he's my friend.

449
00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:28,779
He's got something.

450
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,359
Look at you.

451
00:25:39,124 --> 00:25:40,526
Little Mike-fucking-Wallace.

452
00:25:43,832 --> 00:25:44,511
Okay.

453
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,827
But Simon ain't going to like this.

454
00:25:48,787 --> 00:25:49,407
Yeah?

455
00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:51,991
Well, I ain't going to like Simon.

456
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,511
You see, his main bodyguard

457
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:06,848
is this psychopathic little fuck
named Srdjan.

458
00:26:06,848 --> 00:26:08,849
He had a real fondness

459
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:12,018
for raping and mutilating
these very young Muslim girls

460
00:26:12,102 --> 00:26:15,104
as he was ethnically cleansing
the villages.

461
00:26:15,188 --> 00:26:18,357
- Jesus.
- Oh, that ain't the good part.

462
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,276
Shit, the good part,
Benjamin, is this Srdjan,

463
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,445
the guy in charge of protecting
the Fox,

464
00:26:23,528 --> 00:26:27,198
he's got this tattoo on his forehead
that reads in Cyrillic,

465
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,700
"I was dead the day I was born."

466
00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:34,287
They teach that evil shit at Harvard?

467
00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:39,958
Now, we are headed right into the
heart of this Balkan madness,

468
00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:41,543
into Serb territory.

469
00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:43,128
Republica Srpska.

470
00:26:43,449 --> 00:26:45,449
Which is filled with good
and decent people,

471
00:26:46,515 --> 00:26:49,334
as well as every psychopath
and deviant

472
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:52,609
and ethnic cleansers who disappeared
right after the war.

473
00:26:53,423 --> 00:26:54,474
It's a backward land

474
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:58,072
where they will kill you
for trying to hurt Boghanovic

475
00:26:58,073 --> 00:27:00,148
as easily as somebody kills
a mosquito.

476
00:27:01,316 --> 00:27:02,583
The Fox is their god.

477
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,729
People protect their god.

478
00:27:07,475 --> 00:27:09,280
Now, if you're still interested...

479
00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:12,353
we leave in 20 minutes.

480
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,382
Let's go find us some war criminals.

481
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,536
Hey, Benjamin, you know what that is
that we're passing?

482
00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,064
Yeah, it looks like, uh, a ski lift.

483
00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:20,687
'84 Winter Olympics
was held right here in Sarajevo.

484
00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:23,273
Eight years later, the Fox used
this area

485
00:28:23,274 --> 00:28:25,394
as a staging ground for his snipers.

486
00:28:25,821 --> 00:28:28,073
Won the gold medal, triple lutz.

487
00:28:28,156 --> 00:28:29,783
Best all around scumbag.

488
00:28:29,866 --> 00:28:32,410
Are you going to be playing that damn
thing all the way to Montenegro?

489
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:35,204
Yep. Simon never liked
my guitar playing.

490
00:28:35,287 --> 00:28:36,664
Really, huh?

491
00:28:36,705 --> 00:28:38,165
Can't say I do, either.

492
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,209
So it's going to be like that, huh?

493
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:46,691
All right. Very funny.

494
00:28:50,073 --> 00:28:51,813
So many landmines still up here.

495
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,866
You can't even ski in these
mountain anymore.

496
00:28:54,523 --> 00:28:56,915
No skiing, no tourists.
No tourists, no money!

497
00:28:57,788 --> 00:28:59,827
The fucking war that was
supposed to bring pride

498
00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:01,896
and prosperity to the Bosnians-Serbs,

499
00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:04,500
they've got nothing in return.

500
00:29:04,597 --> 00:29:08,548
- Poverty and ghosts.
- Poverty and ghosts?!

501
00:29:09,056 --> 00:29:10,688
I like that. That's very poetic.

502
00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:11,301
Thank you.

503
00:29:11,544 --> 00:29:14,044
He stole it from a Times reporter.

504
00:29:14,251 --> 00:29:16,119
Newsday! It was a Newsday reporter,

505
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,075
and those sister fuckers stole
it from me.

506
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,575
Alright! So what is your master plan?

507
00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:22,326
You have a contact when
we get to this town?

508
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,261
Nope. Never been up there before.

509
00:29:24,912 --> 00:29:26,385
I'm just going to start knocking
on doors.

510
00:29:27,664 --> 00:29:30,416
You see that?
Signs are in Cyrillic now.

511
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,586
We've entered Republica Srpska.

512
00:29:33,669 --> 00:29:34,753
That quickly?

513
00:29:34,837 --> 00:29:36,588
Ten minutes outside of Sarajevo,

514
00:29:36,588 --> 00:29:39,591
and we're in the land of milk
and honey and rape and pillage.

515
00:29:39,774 --> 00:29:42,109
- Are we going to be okay here?
- Who the hell knows?

516
00:29:42,195 --> 00:29:45,946
But $5 million is $5 million,
and I'm not stopping.

517
00:29:47,531 --> 00:29:48,376
$5 million?

518
00:29:48,749 --> 00:29:50,500
Reward.

519
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:51,668
3 is for me.

520
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:53,753
The rest is for you guys
to split as you please.

521
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,921
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Reward?

522
00:29:56,005 --> 00:29:58,761
You're not actually thinking
of capturing him, are you?

523
00:29:58,861 --> 00:30:01,232
He may be thinking it,
but it ain't going to happen.

524
00:30:01,323 --> 00:30:03,678
- Don't be so sure.
- Don't be so stupid.

525
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:08,145
After this interview's finished,
everything's in play, my friends.

526
00:30:08,246 --> 00:30:10,210
Whoa. Hold on. Duck, this is nuts.

527
00:30:10,215 --> 00:30:11,439
You're not really supporting this,
are you?

528
00:30:11,539 --> 00:30:13,052
One time in Rwanda,

529
00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:16,138
Simon decided he was going to
assassinate the leader of the Hutus

530
00:30:16,221 --> 00:30:17,472
and end the war.

531
00:30:17,556 --> 00:30:19,391
Three days later, he was in Morocco

532
00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:22,074
getting a massage
from a hooker named Gladys.

533
00:30:22,174 --> 00:30:25,735
Simon has his whims,
but this one I am not supporting.

534
00:30:25,745 --> 00:30:26,897
This isn't a whim.

535
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,733
You know what this means to me.

536
00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:31,734
Okay, we are journalists.
We can't do this.

537
00:30:31,818 --> 00:30:34,320
It's... it's unethical and...
and insane.

538
00:30:34,403 --> 00:30:37,155
It would be a pleasure
to personally catch him.

539
00:30:37,239 --> 00:30:40,074
By ourselves. By ourselves.
We don't even have any weapons.

540
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,924
If I gave you a gun,
would you know how to use it?

541
00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:42,593
No.

542
00:30:43,069 --> 00:30:44,986
Then what the fuck
are you complaining about?

543
00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:49,882
Let me tell you a little trade secret,

544
00:30:50,185 --> 00:30:52,775
I haven't sold a story in 4 months,

545
00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:55,368
I owed over $30,000

546
00:30:55,388 --> 00:30:57,506
to various loan sharks and
black marketeers,

547
00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:58,877
this car I'm driving...

548
00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:00,991
I borrow this from my neighbor,

549
00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,383
this morning without informing him.

550
00:31:04,850 --> 00:31:07,479
Five million is five million and
I'm going to get it.

551
00:31:11,405 --> 00:31:12,347
I told you.

552
00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:15,270
The moment you start drinking
that Bosnian brandy,

553
00:31:16,369 --> 00:31:18,895
the devil's sitting in the corner
just laughing.

554
00:32:05,302 --> 00:32:07,512
Do we know any actual facts
at all, guys?

555
00:32:07,852 --> 00:32:09,258
<i>My buddy at Newsweek says</i>

556
00:32:09,288 --> 00:32:10,643
he's so afraid of getting caught

557
00:32:10,743 --> 00:32:14,080
that he's grown his hair out
and has a full Orthodox beard.

558
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,891
Funny. 'Cause I heard
he actually shaved his head.

559
00:32:16,991 --> 00:32:17,872
He's bald as a turd.

560
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,123
Now, what we do know is that the Fox

561
00:32:21,124 --> 00:32:23,022
drives in a convoy of orange cars.

562
00:32:23,369 --> 00:32:25,454
All right?
So we should keep a lookout for them.

563
00:32:25,537 --> 00:32:28,323
That's funny, Simon.
I heard he's traveling around

564
00:32:28,423 --> 00:32:30,447
in a stolen UN de-mining vehicle.

565
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:32,778
Well then, we should keep
an eye out for that, too.

566
00:32:32,878 --> 00:32:33,293
Yeah, that's great.

567
00:32:33,377 --> 00:32:36,032
There's only a thousand
UN de-mining trucks in this country.

568
00:32:36,132 --> 00:32:37,358
Why don't we stop each one?

569
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,802
"Hey, knock, knock.
Is the Fox in there? No?"

570
00:32:39,902 --> 00:32:42,515
Okay, well, we should be done in,
what, say, 9 to 12 years.

571
00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,593
One second he's pissing himself

572
00:32:45,594 --> 00:32:47,352
'cause he's afraid we might
actually run into the Fox,

573
00:32:47,362 --> 00:32:49,973
the next he's complaining
'cause we probably won't.

574
00:32:50,349 --> 00:32:51,755
No, I'm not... I'm not complaining.

575
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:54,937
I'm mocking.

576
00:33:00,066 --> 00:33:01,025
Wow.

577
00:33:02,609 --> 00:33:04,757
The Doctor is not bald.

578
00:33:07,492 --> 00:33:08,599
He is not desperate.

579
00:33:10,435 --> 00:33:11,976
And he is not in Celibici.

580
00:33:16,670 --> 00:33:17,798
He is everywhere.

581
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,253
He know everything.

582
00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:23,157
He listens to everything you say.

583
00:33:24,685 --> 00:33:26,272
And if you get close to the Fox,

584
00:33:27,513 --> 00:33:28,575
if you corner him,

585
00:33:31,192 --> 00:33:33,593
then even God can't help you.

586
00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:43,467
What the fuck was that about?

587
00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:45,102
A little warning.

588
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,989
Yeah? It seemed more like a threat.

589
00:33:47,029 --> 00:33:50,734
Yeah. Beware of the nosy waiter
with Serbian pride.

590
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,741
Actually, it was the first time
that I thought

591
00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:55,936
that maybe Simon wasn't
jerking our chain.

592
00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:57,223
Yeah? Why is that?

593
00:33:57,323 --> 00:34:00,291
Because the guy in there said
that he's not in Celebici,

594
00:34:00,391 --> 00:34:03,228
which means maybe
he actually is in Celebici.

595
00:34:03,328 --> 00:34:05,745
Right.
Unless he's really not in Celebici.

596
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,781
Well, that's a possibility, too.

597
00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:19,433
- Jeez!
- Holy shit!

598
00:34:19,533 --> 00:34:19,926
Get down!

599
00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:24,207
Hold on.

600
00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:39,557
What in the fuck was that about, man?

601
00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:42,367
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

602
00:34:42,467 --> 00:34:43,312
We're going to die.

603
00:34:43,412 --> 00:34:45,638
Every single person out here
knows exactly what we're doing.

604
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,238
Keep your panties dry, Benjamin.

605
00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:49,948
- It had nothing to do with the Fox.
- What the hell do you mean?

606
00:34:49,990 --> 00:34:52,686
It's just a little local tradition
to shoot at every customer?

607
00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:57,366
Wait a minute. Is that my money?

608
00:34:59,003 --> 00:35:01,164
You mean the money I left on
the table? That's mine?

609
00:35:02,004 --> 00:35:03,538
- Simon!
- Times are tight.

610
00:35:04,003 --> 00:35:06,366
- Things happen. Sue me.
- Wait, wait, wait.

611
00:35:06,386 --> 00:35:08,066
You stole the money
that was left for the bill?

612
00:35:08,305 --> 00:35:10,582
That was a Serbo cock-sucker.
Fuck him!

613
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:14,170
- I needed it more.
Okay, you got us shot at for 20 bucks.

614
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:16,573
I didn't know he was going
to shoot at us.

615
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,198
Unbelievable!

616
00:35:28,004 --> 00:35:29,974
Much gunplay when you and Franklin

617
00:35:29,984 --> 00:35:32,412
do your stories about
the president's new tax code?

618
00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,392
- Fuck off.
- Come on, Duckie.

619
00:35:34,492 --> 00:35:36,642
You enjoyed it, didn't you?

620
00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:38,865
A little taste of what
you left behind?

621
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,742
Don't say you didn't.

622
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:13,839
That pile of rubble used
to be a mosque.

623
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,375
Now the town's
a hundred percent Bosnian Serb.

624
00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:18,650
No Muslims left.

625
00:36:19,224 --> 00:36:21,508
Ethnically cleansed for
your protection.

626
00:36:22,293 --> 00:36:23,429
Nice vibe, right?

627
00:36:23,729 --> 00:36:27,060
There's a reason they say
the river runs red in Foca...

628
00:36:28,641 --> 00:36:29,916
and it ain't because of the wine.

629
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,793
What does the Cyrillic say?

630
00:36:32,374 --> 00:36:34,046
It says, "Don't touch him."

631
00:36:41,259 --> 00:36:43,414
- Wait. Where are you going?
- The police.

632
00:36:43,514 --> 00:36:44,811
Need a good laugh.

633
00:36:45,850 --> 00:36:46,677
War criminals?

634
00:36:48,288 --> 00:36:50,171
Believe it or not,
we don't even have a copy

635
00:36:50,181 --> 00:36:51,817
of the complete indictment list.

636
00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:53,854
- You don't?
- No.

637
00:36:54,094 --> 00:36:56,384
Do you have a copy?
I could always Xerox it.

638
00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:59,489
Miriam, is the copier working again?

639
00:37:01,064 --> 00:37:04,576
Word has it there's a bunch of them
living right here in Foca.

640
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:06,715
Could be.

641
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,980
Unfortunately, we're here
to reform the police force,

642
00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:11,709
not hunt for war criminals.

643
00:37:11,809 --> 00:37:13,472
But it wouldn't be much hunting.

644
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:16,391
I mean, most of them are listed
right in the phone book.

645
00:37:16,491 --> 00:37:20,143
As I said, we're not authorized
to arrest war criminals.

646
00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:22,712
You are the international
police, right?

647
00:37:22,713 --> 00:37:23,207
Yes.

648
00:37:23,472 --> 00:37:25,162
Under the flag of the United Nations.

649
00:37:25,716 --> 00:37:27,795
I thought the UN was looking
for war criminals.

650
00:37:27,837 --> 00:37:29,483
We are. Aggressively.

651
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,393
There's a $5 million reward, you know?

652
00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:34,749
But you said you don't have
an indictment list.

653
00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:35,635
We don't.

654
00:37:36,283 --> 00:37:37,073
Donut?

655
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:40,909
Donut.

656
00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:43,317
Flown in from Bonn.

657
00:37:44,006 --> 00:37:44,954
Very black market.

658
00:37:45,024 --> 00:37:48,465
I particularly like the chocolate ones
with the rainbow sprinkles.

659
00:37:50,493 --> 00:37:53,991
You see, it's the UN that are looking
for war criminals,

660
00:37:54,051 --> 00:37:55,993
not the UN police task force.

661
00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:58,288
No, not the ones
who could actually catch them.

662
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:01,468
Well, that's one way of looking at it.

663
00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:03,678
Sounds like
the usual UN jerk-off to me.

664
00:38:04,205 --> 00:38:05,182
You got any milk?

665
00:38:06,154 --> 00:38:08,303
Look, we're headed up to Celibici now.

666
00:38:08,403 --> 00:38:11,323
We just figured we'd stop in
and register with you

667
00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:13,868
just in case we got killed
or something like that.

668
00:38:13,968 --> 00:38:15,886
Well, consider yourselves registered.

669
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:19,685
Miriam, uh,
be a love and get me a tea.

670
00:38:20,077 --> 00:38:21,324
Four sugars.

671
00:38:21,793 --> 00:38:23,699
Oh, and a glass of milk.

672
00:38:25,561 --> 00:38:26,839
Is there any word

673
00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:28,813
on what's going up there now?

674
00:38:29,271 --> 00:38:30,313
Well, something.

675
00:38:31,762 --> 00:38:34,609
It's third time this year
we've been ordered to stay away.

676
00:38:36,825 --> 00:38:37,791
From Celibici?

677
00:38:38,121 --> 00:38:38,621
Uh-huh!

678
00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,856
Suspicious, no?

679
00:38:40,956 --> 00:38:41,905
Yeah.

680
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:43,974
Who ordered you?

681
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:46,396
UN command.

682
00:38:46,796 --> 00:38:49,448
Told us to stay away for
four or five days.

683
00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,636
Jesus fucking Christ.

684
00:38:51,736 --> 00:38:54,503
They tell the police
not to go up to Celebici.

685
00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:56,343
I mean, he's actually up there.
I can't fucking believe this.

686
00:38:56,443 --> 00:38:58,164
Why would they tell them
not to go up there?

687
00:38:58,625 --> 00:38:59,996
Tell them not to go up there

688
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:01,896
because I don't want them
walking into a shootout.

689
00:39:02,153 --> 00:39:03,534
Now, really...

690
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:05,959
tell me the truth.

691
00:39:08,218 --> 00:39:09,764
Who the fuck are you guys?

692
00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:12,744
I told you, we are journalists.

693
00:39:12,844 --> 00:39:13,787
Journalists?

694
00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:15,693
Yeah. You have our press credentials.

695
00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:16,566
Yes.

696
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,240
Very professionally done.

697
00:39:24,444 --> 00:39:26,843
So, uh,
you are journalists who believe

698
00:39:26,853 --> 00:39:30,044
that they can get close to someone
that no one else can.

699
00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:32,097
Yeah. What's the problem?

700
00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:34,784
I understand.

701
00:39:34,868 --> 00:39:35,785
I understand.

702
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:38,766
You are journalists on a story.

703
00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:42,432
What, you think we're just posing
as journalists?

704
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,885
Do you like beer?
I like beer. Do you like beer?

705
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:51,945
Let's get a beer.

706
00:39:59,004 --> 00:40:01,266
For a group of UN guards to go,
it's too dangerous.

707
00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:03,165
For you guys? Sure, why not?

708
00:40:03,772 --> 00:40:04,942
Go to Celibici.

709
00:40:05,318 --> 00:40:06,393
Do the world a favor.

710
00:40:06,789 --> 00:40:08,178
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating

711
00:40:08,179 --> 00:40:09,802
we're a CIA hit squad or something?

712
00:40:10,969 --> 00:40:12,372
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating

713
00:40:12,373 --> 00:40:13,372
you're journalists?

714
00:40:15,144 --> 00:40:16,246
Look, um...

715
00:40:17,671 --> 00:40:19,251
I know things.

716
00:40:20,388 --> 00:40:22,336
I know how things operate.

717
00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:24,363
I've been waiting for you.

718
00:40:26,994 --> 00:40:30,002
Certain things need to be taken
care of professionally, right?

719
00:40:30,578 --> 00:40:32,569
- Took me months...
- Shh.

720
00:40:35,538 --> 00:40:37,514
Took me months to gain the trust
of certain people

721
00:40:37,524 --> 00:40:39,799
who normally would be protecting
the Fox.

722
00:40:39,899 --> 00:40:40,979
That's how I know you

723
00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:43,291
didn't just stumble on
the fact he's up in Celibici.

724
00:40:43,558 --> 00:40:45,402
Well, it's been printed in the press.

725
00:40:45,893 --> 00:40:48,334
So has the horoscopes.
Do you believe them?

726
00:40:49,528 --> 00:40:51,893
- You're not making any sense now.
- I know.

727
00:40:52,313 --> 00:40:53,571
I'm the United Nations.

728
00:41:04,275 --> 00:41:05,938
And fact is, the United Nations...

729
00:41:05,998 --> 00:41:08,389
Oh, fuck. The French specifically,

730
00:41:08,485 --> 00:41:10,525
they have no interest
in catching the Fox.

731
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:12,757
They would be happy
if he killed all the Muslims.

732
00:41:12,787 --> 00:41:14,435
Save them all this money and energy.

733
00:41:15,152 --> 00:41:17,570
John Major and the British
backed the Fox,

734
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,441
even though they would never
publicly admit it.

735
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:23,016
And the Americans... Yeah,
they brokered the peace agreement,

736
00:41:23,026 --> 00:41:25,763
but some would suggest
they made a secret deal with the Fox

737
00:41:25,773 --> 00:41:27,470
that if he stepped down from power,

738
00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:29,732
they would not arrest him
for war crimes.

739
00:41:31,426 --> 00:41:34,482
Who knows what's true, what isn't?
The whole fucking thing is dirty.

740
00:41:35,774 --> 00:41:36,941
But in dirty times...

741
00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,939
dirty deeds need to be done, right?

742
00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:45,752
One arm of the government said
it would do something, does nothing.

743
00:41:45,758 --> 00:41:46,587
That would be us.

744
00:41:47,142 --> 00:41:48,007
The other hand...

745
00:41:48,107 --> 00:41:49,139
CIA...

746
00:41:50,517 --> 00:41:51,447
whoever...

747
00:41:52,568 --> 00:41:53,771
does something else.

748
00:41:54,701 --> 00:41:55,889
I mean, look at you guys.

749
00:41:56,443 --> 00:41:58,932
Do you really think you're
fooling anyone?

750
00:42:02,936 --> 00:42:04,200
He thinks we're a hit squad.

751
00:42:04,744 --> 00:42:07,360
- He thinks we're a fucking hit squad!
- Yeah, this can't be good.

752
00:42:08,007 --> 00:42:10,163
Isn't it illegal,
impersonating a CIA officer?

753
00:42:10,437 --> 00:42:11,822
Yeah, but we denied it.

754
00:42:11,922 --> 00:42:12,986
Yeah, he didn't believe it.

755
00:42:13,302 --> 00:42:15,529
It's true. It's like the more
we fucking denied it,

756
00:42:16,046 --> 00:42:17,251
the more he didn't believe it.

757
00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:19,845
Yeah, the problem is,
if you were CIA you would deny it.

758
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:23,084
And if you weren't,
you would also deny it.

759
00:42:23,184 --> 00:42:25,033
Actually he's not that far
off the mark, you know?

760
00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:26,438
I mean, we're not CIA,

761
00:42:26,538 --> 00:42:28,315
but we can do a lot more

762
00:42:28,325 --> 00:42:31,246
than just interview the Fox.

763
00:42:32,044 --> 00:42:33,557
Wait. Hold up.

764
00:42:33,657 --> 00:42:35,010
- Simon.
- What?

765
00:42:36,517 --> 00:42:39,450
Now, you're not still on
this capturing jag?

766
00:42:39,881 --> 00:42:41,333
It's not a jag.

767
00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:45,478
Not a jag, not a whim.
Especially now.

768
00:42:45,578 --> 00:42:47,150
Especially since Boris basically

769
00:42:47,151 --> 00:42:48,722
confirmed that he's hiding
out up there.

770
00:42:48,822 --> 00:42:49,975
Okay. Now, now, Simon,

771
00:42:50,055 --> 00:42:51,705
I was willing to come along with you

772
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:55,337
and try to even get close enough
to this psychopathic fuck

773
00:42:55,377 --> 00:42:56,684
to try and get an interview.

774
00:42:58,238 --> 00:43:00,035
But we are not capturing him.

775
00:43:00,410 --> 00:43:01,471
I mean, look at us.

776
00:43:02,099 --> 00:43:03,353
That's not what we do.

777
00:43:05,405 --> 00:43:06,642
I'm checking into that hotel

778
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,138
down the road.

779
00:43:08,606 --> 00:43:11,017
I'm taking a shower,
a shit, and a Seconal.

780
00:43:11,117 --> 00:43:12,444
Tomorrow morning I'm getting up,

781
00:43:12,544 --> 00:43:14,279
I'm driving up that mountain
to Celibici,

782
00:43:14,379 --> 00:43:15,883
and I am finding the Fox.

783
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,020
Now, you're welcome to join me,
Duckie,

784
00:43:18,474 --> 00:43:19,888
or you're welcome to fuck off.

785
00:43:20,421 --> 00:43:21,490
Your choice.

786
00:43:33,701 --> 00:43:35,071
You think this is crazy too, huh?

787
00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:38,864
I mean, just trying
to get an interview is crazy.

788
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,377
But we're not mercenaries.

789
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,253
Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be
on fucking vacation.

790
00:43:44,810 --> 00:43:46,539
And it makes sense why he had
a meltdown on air.

791
00:43:46,549 --> 00:43:47,558
He's a goddamn nut job.

792
00:43:49,287 --> 00:43:51,819
Yeah, Simon is a goddamn nut job,

793
00:43:51,919 --> 00:43:54,156
but his meltdown wasn't for nothing.

794
00:43:55,161 --> 00:43:57,311
We'd seen some horrible stuff
that day.

795
00:43:57,737 --> 00:43:59,619
Yeah, reporters see horrible things
all the time.

796
00:44:02,136 --> 00:44:03,509
That's what they do.

797
00:44:06,963 --> 00:44:07,685
Yeah.

798
00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:11,635
Look, I saw the tape, okay?
He was drunk, high.

799
00:44:11,735 --> 00:44:13,228
He just fucking lost it.

800
00:44:13,415 --> 00:44:15,272
He lost it then,
and he's losing it now.

801
00:44:22,484 --> 00:44:24,162
There was these two girls, right?

802
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:27,757
Named Marda and Una.

803
00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,430
They said they were cousins but...

804
00:44:31,721 --> 00:44:34,145
We used to hang out together
from time to time.

805
00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,929
Who the hell knows why they
were there.

806
00:44:37,029 --> 00:44:37,782
It was war.

807
00:44:38,305 --> 00:44:39,300
People was broke.

808
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:41,417
People did things.

809
00:44:42,702 --> 00:44:43,743
All I know is...

810
00:44:44,906 --> 00:44:46,462
we had a good time.

811
00:44:47,002 --> 00:44:48,374
They were our friends.

812
00:44:51,701 --> 00:44:52,975
Somewhere along the line,

813
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,851
maybe the second
or third year into the war,

814
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:58,771
Simon and Marda,
they had a little thing.

815
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:04,259
Hell, it was more than a little thing.

816
00:45:05,253 --> 00:45:08,380
Simon, he liked her.

817
00:45:10,024 --> 00:45:11,546
He did things for her.

818
00:45:12,296 --> 00:45:14,541
Whatever little money he had,
he gave her.

819
00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:17,059
They didn't spend that
much time together.

820
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:19,117
But it was war, how can you?

821
00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:23,835
But Simon,
in his own little crazy way,

822
00:45:25,003 --> 00:45:25,992
he loved her.

823
00:45:29,515 --> 00:45:32,591
Now, you fast-forward six months.

824
00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:35,499
Sarajevo's under siege worse
than ever.

825
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:39,337
And we haven't heard from Marda
or her cousin for months now.

826
00:45:40,004 --> 00:45:41,453
And only thing we knew

827
00:45:42,035 --> 00:45:44,022
was that Marda had gone back to Polje

828
00:45:44,122 --> 00:45:45,257
to help out her mother.

829
00:45:46,716 --> 00:45:50,863
And then one day we hear
about a serious incident in Polje,

830
00:45:51,677 --> 00:45:53,237
and we go there to cover it.

831
00:45:56,008 --> 00:45:57,447
The horrors we saw.

832
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,301
Fucking inhuman.

833
00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:06,270
Neither Simon nor I said anything,

834
00:46:06,370 --> 00:46:07,782
you know, although we both knew

835
00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:09,992
that Marda was from this town.

836
00:46:10,681 --> 00:46:13,158
We just got ready to do our job,

837
00:46:13,258 --> 00:46:14,670
cover our story.

838
00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:18,891
Inez,

839
00:46:20,203 --> 00:46:21,376
Jasmine,

840
00:46:21,476 --> 00:46:22,810
Amar,

841
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,042
Amin.

842
00:46:24,803 --> 00:46:25,551
No?

843
00:46:26,154 --> 00:46:27,560
How about Aidan?

844
00:46:28,012 --> 00:46:31,971
Or how about Simon Junior?

845
00:46:35,099 --> 00:46:36,231
And then there she was.

846
00:46:38,082 --> 00:46:39,818
Twenty minutes before
we went on the air.

847
00:46:42,769 --> 00:46:46,154
They had shot her in
her stomach five times.

848
00:46:49,346 --> 00:46:52,928
So don't believe everything
that you learn in journalism school,

849
00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:53,825
'cause in war...

850
00:46:56,556 --> 00:46:57,936
what you see

851
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:00,073
and what really happened

852
00:47:00,074 --> 00:47:03,107
are sometimes two very
different things.

853
00:47:07,946 --> 00:47:10,059
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

854
00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:34,163
Simon!

855
00:48:34,263 --> 00:48:36,509
Simon, no! No! No!

856
00:48:36,609 --> 00:48:38,859
Okay? Okay? Come on.

857
00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:40,329
- It's all right.
- You okay?

858
00:48:40,429 --> 00:48:42,754
Wait! Simon, no! Wait!

859
00:48:43,489 --> 00:48:46,276
- Let go!
- No! Simon! Come on!

860
00:48:47,850 --> 00:48:49,757
You fucking shit!

861
00:48:49,957 --> 00:48:52,019
No! No! No!

862
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:54,581
No! Please, Simon.

863
00:48:54,950 --> 00:48:55,450
Please.

864
00:48:56,097 --> 00:48:56,897
It's okay.

865
00:49:09,994 --> 00:49:10,930
Fuck.

866
00:49:13,395 --> 00:49:14,892
Oh, fuck, man.

867
00:49:14,992 --> 00:49:15,850
I know.

868
00:50:01,144 --> 00:50:02,707
Watch the land mines.

869
00:50:02,807 --> 00:50:03,727
Okay, shut up.

870
00:50:33,791 --> 00:50:34,484
You see that?

871
00:50:36,197 --> 00:50:37,708
What was that? A lookout?

872
00:50:38,195 --> 00:50:40,689
My God, Duck.
I think he's really up there.

873
00:50:41,036 --> 00:50:43,481
They're watching every car
that goes up this mountain.

874
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:48,543
Hold on, boys.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

875
00:51:02,096 --> 00:51:03,497
Wait, hold on.

876
00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:04,769
Wait, wait, wait.

877
00:51:05,847 --> 00:51:07,382
Back, back, back, back, back.

878
00:51:09,128 --> 00:51:10,513
You are out of your mind.

879
00:51:10,613 --> 00:51:11,607
Correct.

880
00:52:13,577 --> 00:52:15,164
Where's the welcoming committee?

881
00:52:16,519 --> 00:52:19,535
Be thankful that there aren't
50 Kalashnikovs pointed at our heads.

882
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:21,986
So what are you going to do?

883
00:52:23,127 --> 00:52:25,012
I'm going to do what
any good journalist would do

884
00:52:25,013 --> 00:52:26,205
when he gets to a new place.

885
00:52:26,757 --> 00:52:27,614
Yeah? What's that?

886
00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:30,380
I'm going to find a bar.

887
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,409
Doesn't exactly look like they get
many newcomers in here.

888
00:53:17,059 --> 00:53:18,563
Just keep smiling. You'll be fine.

889
00:53:26,807 --> 00:53:28,026
What did he say?

890
00:53:28,027 --> 00:53:30,373
He said you're about skinny enough
to be used as bait.

891
00:53:31,617 --> 00:53:34,099
- Yeah. It's a fishing joke.
- Yeah, no. I get it.

892
00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:40,405
Duck, I hope you have money.

893
00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,000
What happened to the 20
I gave you yesterday?

894
00:53:52,015 --> 00:53:53,496
Simon, save some for me.

895
00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:56,022
Okay.

896
00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:19,571
What is he saying?

897
00:54:21,094 --> 00:54:23,002
He just sold you and me out.

898
00:54:23,745 --> 00:54:25,239
- Thank you, Simon.
- Great.

899
00:54:25,339 --> 00:54:26,103
You're welcome.

900
00:54:44,269 --> 00:54:47,542
Do you really think we would
sell out leader of our people

901
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:49,283
for a simple glass of cheap brandy?

902
00:54:50,028 --> 00:54:54,058
Do you really think the people
of Republica Srpska are that weak?

903
00:54:56,009 --> 00:54:58,332
We don't go University like you
people do.

904
00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:03,007
But we are not dumb,
and we don't like to be made fun of.

905
00:55:03,363 --> 00:55:05,256
We are not making fun of you.

906
00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:07,497
Bullshit! You continue even now.

907
00:55:07,597 --> 00:55:09,455
Don't insult me by acting otherwise.

908
00:55:12,053 --> 00:55:13,586
Okay, we don't want any trouble.

909
00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:15,441
You know how I got
these animals on wall?

910
00:55:18,884 --> 00:55:21,411
- I shoot them.
- All right.

911
00:55:22,046 --> 00:55:23,286
We're going to be leaving now.

912
00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:25,437
Yes, I think so.

913
00:55:27,321 --> 00:55:29,250
- One question before we go.
- Simon...

914
00:55:29,801 --> 00:55:30,981
Did you ever go hunting with him?

915
00:55:41,206 --> 00:55:46,503
I mean, uh, he got his nickname
because he loved to hunt foxes.

916
00:55:46,903 --> 00:55:48,430
You obviously love to hunt foxes.

917
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,249
I was just wondering.

918
00:55:51,267 --> 00:55:55,023
In a war, I kill people like you.

919
00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:58,092
The war is over.

920
00:55:58,484 --> 00:56:00,724
Yes, yes, it is.

921
00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:03,771
Wait.

922
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:08,232
Did you hunt with him?

923
00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:10,691
- For fuck's sake, Simon.
- You are one brave motherfucker.

924
00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:14,768
Hey... Duck.

925
00:56:15,828 --> 00:56:16,473
Duck, look.

926
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,311
You're just like those stupid
United Nations people

927
00:56:20,321 --> 00:56:22,577
that poke around,
seeing if one of us will talk.

928
00:56:23,837 --> 00:56:26,382
You tell your friends
that we know nothing here.

929
00:56:27,328 --> 00:56:29,975
Tell them that we lost loved ones
in the war, too.

930
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,160
Not just the Muslims.

931
00:56:31,651 --> 00:56:32,647
You tell them that.

932
00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:36,197
I make sure you get back down the road
without dying.

933
00:56:38,091 --> 00:56:40,770
Or at least I do my best.

934
00:56:42,015 --> 00:56:43,503
What do you mean, you saw his cars?

935
00:56:43,603 --> 00:56:46,468
While you were back there
being a complete fucking asshole,

936
00:56:46,568 --> 00:56:48,440
Benjamin saw them out the door.

937
00:56:48,889 --> 00:56:50,350
Jesus. Which way did they go?

938
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,786
- Back down the mountain.
- Go!

939
00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:52,888
Get in the car!

940
00:56:52,988 --> 00:56:54,477
Shit! Fuck!

941
00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:05,172
What are we going to do,
run 'em off the road?

942
00:57:05,272 --> 00:57:07,323
- I don't know.
- These men are killers, Simon!

943
00:57:07,783 --> 00:57:09,817
- Fuck these roads!
- Simon.

944
00:57:09,868 --> 00:57:10,946
Kid's got a point.

945
00:57:11,744 --> 00:57:13,037
So does my dick.

946
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,205
What exactly are you planning
on doing?

947
00:57:15,424 --> 00:57:17,322
You got three cars that's
full of them!

948
00:57:17,352 --> 00:57:19,251
Yeah, I'm going to call
the UN or NATO or someone.

949
00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:21,658
- No fucking calls.
- What the hell?

950
00:57:21,711 --> 00:57:23,587
- You madman! That was my phone!
- No calls!

951
00:57:23,671 --> 00:57:25,672
No NATO! No UN! Nothing!

952
00:57:25,714 --> 00:57:27,024
I don't trust anybody!

953
00:57:28,485 --> 00:57:30,488
- Holy shit.
- Fuck.

954
00:57:36,681 --> 00:57:38,387
Simon, I swear to God,

955
00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:41,189
if you do something stupid,
I'll kill you myself.

956
00:57:45,063 --> 00:57:47,267
- Hi.
- Hi. Get out of the car.

957
00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:49,551
No, we're just tourists
on our way to Montenegro.

958
00:57:49,561 --> 00:57:51,288
Yeah, get out of the fucking car now!

959
00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,736
Oh, my God.
We're going to fucking die.

960
00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,363
- Stay calm.
- Out!

961
00:57:54,446 --> 00:57:55,937
- You're making a mistake here
- Come on! Come on!

962
00:57:55,947 --> 00:57:57,512
because we're just passing...

963
00:57:57,522 --> 00:57:58,246
On the ground!

964
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:01,992
- Get the fuck on the ground!
- Just don't panic.

965
00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:04,071
- Shut the fuck up.
- What are you waiting for? Come on.

966
00:58:04,082 --> 00:58:06,733
- No, nothing. Okay. Okay.
- Come on. Come on.

967
00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:09,456
Out. Out. You, too. Out.
Come on. Come on.

968
00:58:09,466 --> 00:58:11,868
- This was all a misunderstanding.
- Shut the fuck up!

969
00:58:11,968 --> 00:58:14,799
On the ground now! Get down.

970
00:58:14,899 --> 00:58:17,059
- On the ground now.
- Okay, okay, okay.

971
00:58:18,424 --> 00:58:20,259
You don't have to worry about us.
We're just journalists!

972
00:58:20,343 --> 00:58:22,241
- You do not have...
- Shut up!

973
00:58:29,368 --> 00:58:30,235
Simon?

974
00:58:36,190 --> 00:58:38,664
Goran? Fucking hell!

975
00:58:38,764 --> 00:58:40,234
Shit. Fucking Simon Hunt!

976
00:58:40,786 --> 00:58:42,200
You know this motherfucker?

977
00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:44,901
Sascha! Simon Hunt!

978
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:50,701
Goran, you crazy, thick-necked
Croatian son of a bitch!

979
00:58:52,069 --> 00:58:53,563
- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.

980
00:58:53,954 --> 00:58:56,077
- We almost kill you, man.
- Yeah, no shit.

981
00:58:56,177 --> 00:58:57,521
Listen, never drive on our road.

982
00:58:57,790 --> 00:59:00,654
But if you do, call first us, okay?

983
00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:03,196
Okay. All right. I promise. I promise.

984
00:59:05,797 --> 00:59:07,287
Laugh at all their jokes.

985
00:59:07,387 --> 00:59:09,221
Whatever you do,
don't stare at the midget.

986
00:59:09,321 --> 00:59:10,217
What midget?

987
00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,087
They're black marketeers.

988
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,227
They run stuff that
comes in through Croatia.

989
00:59:14,228 --> 00:59:15,042
Okay.

990
00:59:15,472 --> 00:59:18,172
- Simon!
- Sascha!

991
00:59:18,272 --> 00:59:21,164
- Oh, shit, I'm staring at the midget.
- Well, stop.

992
00:59:28,113 --> 00:59:29,382
Where the fuck my money?

993
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,771
Beautiful guitar, it's yours.
Go ahead.

994
00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:36,616
Un-fucking-believable.

995
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,812
Yeah, it's, like, twice his size.

996
00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:43,279
Fucking greedy midget.

997
00:59:46,289 --> 00:59:47,415
What?

998
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,918
I'll pay you back.

999
00:59:51,001 --> 00:59:52,403
I'll pay you both back.

1000
01:00:05,388 --> 01:00:07,574
<i>- Duck?
- Hey, baby.</i>

1001
01:00:07,674 --> 01:00:08,766
Wait, I can hardly hear you.

1002
01:00:08,849 --> 01:00:11,727
Costas, can you turn down
the stereo, please?

1003
01:00:11,810 --> 01:00:13,937
<i>- Where are you?
- I'm fine.</i>

1004
01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:16,606
No. Baby, I said where are you?

1005
01:00:16,689 --> 01:00:20,484
<i>Oh, oh, yeah. I'm on Gaspar's boat.</i>

1006
01:00:20,526 --> 01:00:21,652
Who is Gaspar?

1007
01:00:21,693 --> 01:00:24,966
Costas and Lola's friend.
No, no more champagne.

1008
01:00:24,986 --> 01:00:28,107
No, talk to me!
Who is Costas and Lola?

1009
01:00:28,437 --> 01:00:30,753
Look baby, I can hardly hear you.

1010
01:00:30,853 --> 01:00:31,933
The connection's horrible.

1011
01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:32,869
When are you coming?

1012
01:00:32,953 --> 01:00:35,049
<i>I'm going to be there
tomorrow morning.</i>

1013
01:00:35,149 --> 01:00:36,430
First flight out.

1014
01:00:36,530 --> 01:00:38,778
<i>Okay. But you better hurryl</i>

1015
01:00:38,788 --> 01:00:40,399
Georgio, no! I'm ticklish!

1016
01:00:40,499 --> 01:00:42,676
Wait a minute! Who is Georgio?

1017
01:00:42,919 --> 01:00:46,547
<i>- You can't slap my butt like that.
- What? No! Put Georgio on the phone!</i>

1018
01:00:46,631 --> 01:00:48,350
<i>I want to talk to Georgio!</i>

1019
01:00:48,549 --> 01:00:49,652
Hello?

1020
01:01:07,398 --> 01:01:09,358
Oh, my God.

1021
01:01:16,405 --> 01:01:18,657
So you ran into the midget.

1022
01:01:18,741 --> 01:01:20,867
It's better than running
over the midget.

1023
01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:22,285
And how'd you know?

1024
01:01:22,369 --> 01:01:24,396
Look. We cannot talk here.

1025
01:01:24,406 --> 01:01:26,024
I didn't know we were talking.

1026
01:01:27,414 --> 01:01:28,749
We're not talking.

1027
01:01:28,791 --> 01:01:30,375
Well, it looks like we're talking.

1028
01:01:30,459 --> 01:01:33,582
Visegrad. Dobran Tunnel, tonight at 9.

1029
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,123
Things are heating up.

1030
01:02:01,443 --> 01:02:04,404
Why do you keep breaking into my room?

1031
01:02:05,737 --> 01:02:07,364
Look, I'm between places right now.

1032
01:02:07,464 --> 01:02:08,332
I needed a bath.

1033
01:02:21,793 --> 01:02:23,564
So what the hell are you
going to do, Simon?

1034
01:02:26,186 --> 01:02:26,917
You're broke.

1035
01:02:28,002 --> 01:02:29,055
You owe midgets.

1036
01:02:33,344 --> 01:02:35,262
I dream about him, Duck.

1037
01:02:35,346 --> 01:02:37,150
I dream about catching him.

1038
01:02:41,101 --> 01:02:43,728
Wiping that arrogant smile
off his face.

1039
01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:47,092
My whole fucking situation,

1040
01:02:47,192 --> 01:02:48,814
every bad thing that's ever
happened to me,

1041
01:02:48,815 --> 01:02:50,376
stems from that bastard.

1042
01:02:53,723 --> 01:02:55,338
I was flying high before that war.

1043
01:02:57,197 --> 01:02:58,657
I know.

1044
01:03:02,035 --> 01:03:03,706
We were a fucking great team.

1045
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:05,788
The best.

1046
01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,532
And then it all went to shit.

1047
01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:25,032
Finding him would've been
so fucking brilliant.

1048
01:03:27,639 --> 01:03:31,505
Maybe you should call your
source again.

1049
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:37,481
What?

1050
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,650
What?

1051
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,235
There is no source.

1052
01:03:42,435 --> 01:03:43,851
I made up the whole story.

1053
01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,750
You are un-fucking-believable.

1054
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:50,021
I heard rumors that
the Fox was up in Celebici.

1055
01:03:50,121 --> 01:03:53,828
I thought if I had a source,
it'd push you over to joining me, so..

1056
01:03:53,911 --> 01:03:56,622
You know, I must be a fucking idiot.

1057
01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:58,619
No, I'm an asshole.

1058
01:03:58,719 --> 01:04:02,120
No, all this time, you've been
making fun of my life in New York.

1059
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,959
Joking about how
I'm not the man that I used to be?

1060
01:04:05,079 --> 01:04:06,861
Let me share something
with you, Simon.

1061
01:04:06,863 --> 01:04:09,143
You're not the man you used
to be, either.

1062
01:04:09,148 --> 01:04:10,850
You are far fucking from it.

1063
01:04:13,594 --> 01:04:16,713
Dry your dick off
and get the fuck outta my room.

1064
01:04:18,390 --> 01:04:19,708
Lady, do you...

1065
01:04:19,766 --> 01:04:21,574
Look, I'm just trying to change my...

1066
01:04:27,272 --> 01:04:29,065
Hello? Hello?

1067
01:04:30,358 --> 01:04:32,318
Yes, I made it up.

1068
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:34,672
- Shit, Simon.
- We weren't wrong, you know?

1069
01:04:35,070 --> 01:04:37,795
Boris, the UN guy, he thought
we were right on his trail.

1070
01:04:37,895 --> 01:04:40,862
- Yeah, well, he still does.
- What do you mean?

1071
01:04:40,962 --> 01:04:42,484
I just saw him in the lobby,

1072
01:04:42,494 --> 01:04:45,423
and he wants to meet
his favorite CIA hit squad

1073
01:04:45,454 --> 01:04:48,174
at that burnt-out tunnel
in Visegrad tonight.

1074
01:04:48,274 --> 01:04:50,659
- He said, "Things are heating up."
- He did?

1075
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,848
Yes. I mean the whole damn thing
is fucking ridiculous.

1076
01:04:52,858 --> 01:04:55,326
Why the hell didn't you tell me?
We got to get going!

1077
01:05:09,223 --> 01:05:11,874
So at what point do we get
jumped and killed?

1078
01:05:32,660 --> 01:05:34,501
I'm not doing what I'm doing.

1079
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:37,249
I mean, clearly I'm doing this,
but I'm not doing this,

1080
01:05:37,259 --> 01:05:38,384
because if I was doing this,

1081
01:05:38,390 --> 01:05:40,518
I could get into a lot of
trouble for doing it.

1082
01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:43,555
What the fuck, Boris?

1083
01:05:43,655 --> 01:05:44,630
Yeah.

1084
01:05:52,009 --> 01:05:54,180
She might seem
young and beautiful to you,

1085
01:05:54,261 --> 01:05:57,580
but she would cut your balls off
and sell them as trinkets

1086
01:05:57,581 --> 01:06:00,397
if she thinks you're fucking
with her. Okay?

1087
01:06:01,183 --> 01:06:02,425
Boris?

1088
01:06:06,153 --> 01:06:07,516
Who are you talking about?

1089
01:06:08,068 --> 01:06:09,808
The person I spoke to about
your mission.

1090
01:06:10,399 --> 01:06:11,483
Mirjana.

1091
01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:13,777
She is going to lead you to the Fox.

1092
01:06:14,945 --> 01:06:16,529
Come.

1093
01:06:48,347 --> 01:06:49,640
Sit down.

1094
01:07:00,232 --> 01:07:01,567
Sit.

1095
01:07:16,537 --> 01:07:18,429
I'm no friend of the Muslims.

1096
01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:22,680
Right at the start of the war,
they got some girls from my school.

1097
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,961
Look, it was shitty on
all sides, okay?

1098
01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:30,612
You don't know shitty until you've
been gang-raped for seven hours.

1099
01:07:37,215 --> 01:07:39,981
- Where's Boris?
- This is not about justice.

1100
01:07:41,210 --> 01:07:43,355
I am and always will be a proud Serb.

1101
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,573
This is about money.

1102
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,633
My father had a system. Made us money.

1103
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:50,511
Then Boghanovic's men took over.

1104
01:07:51,326 --> 01:07:52,504
Wanted what we had.

1105
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,887
Now they run the petrol and cigarettes
coming in from Serbia.

1106
01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:00,062
Use that money to protect him.

1107
01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:03,732
But they killed my father.

1108
01:08:05,544 --> 01:08:07,005
And now we have nothing.

1109
01:08:09,603 --> 01:08:10,749
I hate nothing.

1110
01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:14,394
You stop them,
I get my family business back.

1111
01:08:15,201 --> 01:08:16,094
What do we get?

1112
01:08:17,048 --> 01:08:18,542
What you came to Bosnia to get.

1113
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,098
And how do we do that?

1114
01:08:25,553 --> 01:08:29,746
My old boyfriend,
he is one of his guards.

1115
01:08:29,848 --> 01:08:31,058
Midac.

1116
01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:34,505
He is in love with me,
calls me every day.

1117
01:08:36,003 --> 01:08:38,920
I have no interest in him anymore,
but I still talk to him

1118
01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:42,015
because I know one day
the CIA will come to my home.

1119
01:08:45,403 --> 01:08:47,753
- How many guards?
- Ten.

1120
01:08:49,986 --> 01:08:52,760
- We're just three.
- Three of you is thirty of them.

1121
01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:56,071
They are fat and lazy and bored
out of their minds in the countryside.

1122
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,580
And you know exactly where he is?

1123
01:08:58,680 --> 01:08:59,611
I can.

1124
01:09:01,379 --> 01:09:03,121
Now you give me thousand marks.

1125
01:09:04,043 --> 01:09:07,762
A thou... Are you out of your
fucking mind?

1126
01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:09,762
No. I want goodwill gesture.

1127
01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:11,502
My goodwill has disappeared, lady.

1128
01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:15,531
I risk everything talking to you.

1129
01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:17,186
We just can't.

1130
01:09:19,452 --> 01:09:21,840
I need assurance
you don't take advantage of me.

1131
01:09:29,794 --> 01:09:32,025
If you guys are not serious,
forget it.

1132
01:09:37,391 --> 01:09:38,904
The Agency has strict rules.

1133
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,184
We're not authorized for payments.

1134
01:09:46,912 --> 01:09:49,649
Others in the company are, but not us.

1135
01:09:50,206 --> 01:09:52,559
Weaker divisions are.
Smaller divisions.

1136
01:09:53,550 --> 01:09:54,051
No!

1137
01:09:54,053 --> 01:09:55,369
You know what we do.

1138
01:09:57,288 --> 01:09:58,417
You know who we are.

1139
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:01,369
You know our reputations
and our accuracy

1140
01:10:01,370 --> 01:10:03,205
in achieving our goals
around the world.

1141
01:10:04,337 --> 01:10:06,033
A single bullet from us
can end wars...

1142
01:10:07,179 --> 01:10:08,377
or start them.

1143
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:10,912
Now, you're worried about
others killing you,

1144
01:10:10,922 --> 01:10:11,995
but what you should most
be worried about

1145
01:10:11,996 --> 01:10:13,026
are the three people in
this room, okay...

1146
01:10:13,737 --> 01:10:15,352
and the reputations
that they bring with them.

1147
01:10:16,094 --> 01:10:18,211
We will do what we need to do
to achieve our goals.

1148
01:10:18,221 --> 01:10:20,200
Right now, you're standing in the way
of us achieving those goals.

1149
01:10:21,470 --> 01:10:24,670
You can help us, and you'll no longer
be hindering our operation.

1150
01:10:25,863 --> 01:10:29,188
You can ignore us,
and I cannot guarantee your safety.

1151
01:10:31,408 --> 01:10:33,013
The Agency is, I'm afraid to say,

1152
01:10:33,014 --> 01:10:34,580
completely humorless about
these issues.

1153
01:10:49,450 --> 01:10:49,925
Okay.

1154
01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:57,781
Tomorrow, when he call, I will find
out what we all need to know.

1155
01:10:59,405 --> 01:11:00,133
Good.

1156
01:11:00,233 --> 01:11:02,383
Un-fucking-believable, Benji!

1157
01:11:02,483 --> 01:11:03,766
I didn't think you had it in you!

1158
01:11:04,268 --> 01:11:07,958
That's the ballsiest fucking thing
I've ever seen in my life.

1159
01:11:08,616 --> 01:11:10,211
You're a madman.

1160
01:11:10,311 --> 01:11:12,233
You know, I think she's just full
of shit and just trying to play us,

1161
01:11:12,283 --> 01:11:14,061
but it's better to find out for sure.

1162
01:11:14,071 --> 01:11:15,810
I don't know what we got
into here, gentlemen,

1163
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:18,347
but I fucking love it.

1164
01:11:20,055 --> 01:11:21,641
You know, when you think about it,

1165
01:11:21,642 --> 01:11:23,525
the whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

1166
01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:24,493
Why?

1167
01:11:24,576 --> 01:11:26,820
I could very well be CIA.

1168
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,675
You can't even spell CIA.

1169
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:32,003
Every fucking CIA guy I know
looks exactly like me.

1170
01:11:32,203 --> 01:11:33,783
Yeah, only better-looking.

1171
01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:35,622
Well, they certainly do not
look like me.

1172
01:11:35,794 --> 01:11:37,545
And that is the genius of it.

1173
01:11:37,629 --> 01:11:40,624
The CIA would have someone
who doesn't look CIA.

1174
01:11:40,724 --> 01:11:41,561
That's...

1175
01:11:43,067 --> 01:11:46,384
That's exactly what they would do.

1176
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:51,157
- What?
- I think we're being followed.

1177
01:11:51,257 --> 01:11:53,223
- What?
- What do you mean?

1178
01:11:53,323 --> 01:11:56,218
What part of "I think we're being
followed" do you not understand?

1179
01:12:00,982 --> 01:12:02,307
Jesus Christ.

1180
01:12:05,694 --> 01:12:07,219
He's right with me every turn.

1181
01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:08,369
Who could it be?

1182
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:16,260
- Jesus fucking hell!
- We can't stop.

1183
01:12:16,270 --> 01:12:17,470
We got to get back to Sarajevo.

1184
01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:18,905
Yeah, no shit.

1185
01:12:18,995 --> 01:12:20,032
We got one problem.

1186
01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:21,673
That right turn I made back there?

1187
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,596
We're not heading toward Sarajevo.

1188
01:12:24,910 --> 01:12:26,814
- We're heading toward Pale.
- Oh, God damn it!

1189
01:12:26,914 --> 01:12:28,161
Why? What's Pale?

1190
01:12:28,171 --> 01:12:30,176
Just the worst place we possibly
could go.

1191
01:12:30,276 --> 01:12:31,793
It's where the Fox lived
during the war.

1192
01:12:31,893 --> 01:12:34,404
- It's just Serb country.
- Fucking peachy.

1193
01:12:35,146 --> 01:12:37,287
- Fucking hell!
- Christ... Jesus!

1194
01:12:37,512 --> 01:12:39,068
What's your fucking problem!

1195
01:12:39,168 --> 01:12:42,090
- Shit!
- Okay, okay.

1196
01:12:42,190 --> 01:12:43,505
Fucking shit!

1197
01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:46,177
Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!

1198
01:12:56,184 --> 01:12:58,187
Hold tight! Hold on!

1199
01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:14,377
How come every time I'm with you,
Simon, I put my life in danger?

1200
01:13:16,503 --> 01:13:18,439
Because, my old friend,

1201
01:13:19,463 --> 01:13:23,254
putting your life in danger
is actual living.

1202
01:13:24,092 --> 01:13:25,694
The rest is television.

1203
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:28,678
You need me to remind you of that.

1204
01:13:39,167 --> 01:13:40,472
We got to be extra careful.

1205
01:13:40,572 --> 01:13:42,278
Don't talk to anyone in the hotel.

1206
01:13:42,378 --> 01:13:44,924
- Don't talk on a cell phone.
- That won't be a problem.

1207
01:13:45,024 --> 01:13:46,486
Trust me, guys, trust me.

1208
01:13:47,054 --> 01:13:48,508
We have stepped into something here.

1209
01:13:49,113 --> 01:13:51,384
People are worried.
People are watching.

1210
01:13:53,469 --> 01:13:56,512
Who the fuck is this guy? Who
the fuck is that guy listening to us?

1211
01:13:56,612 --> 01:13:57,743
Nobody's listening to us!

1212
01:13:57,753 --> 01:13:59,810
What, we got to be afraid
of the hotel help now?

1213
01:14:00,956 --> 01:14:03,187
Trust nobody.

1214
01:14:07,508 --> 01:14:09,456
The only person I don't trust is you.

1215
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,598
Are you sleeping in my room?

1216
01:14:21,682 --> 01:14:24,108
- Yes.
- Well, you kids have fun.

1217
01:14:24,601 --> 01:14:25,977
Look, Simon.

1218
01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:27,858
I mean, I would be lying

1219
01:14:27,859 --> 01:14:30,433
if I wasn't secretly
hoping all this stuff is true.

1220
01:14:30,533 --> 01:14:33,315
But we're no closer to finding
the Fox than anybody else.

1221
01:14:33,942 --> 01:14:35,494
I mean, Boris is a nut.

1222
01:14:35,594 --> 01:14:37,719
Mirjana's a con artist.

1223
01:14:37,759 --> 01:14:40,198
And that guy following us on the road
is just some drunk

1224
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,195
or your little midget friend
wanting to wrestle.

1225
01:14:44,492 --> 01:14:45,952
You were saying?

1226
01:14:49,245 --> 01:14:50,409
We got to get outta here.

1227
01:14:58,812 --> 01:15:00,566
- Fucking don't move.
- Okay, okay, okay!

1228
01:15:01,593 --> 01:15:02,727
You wanted to find Fox?

1229
01:15:03,884 --> 01:15:05,297
Well, now Fox want to find you.

1230
01:16:39,713 --> 01:16:42,864
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're saying, okay?

1231
01:16:42,874 --> 01:16:44,508
I'm sorry, I don't understand!
I don't speak your language!

1232
01:16:46,051 --> 01:16:49,482
I don't know what you're saying!
I don't know what you're saying!

1233
01:16:50,221 --> 01:16:52,618
Duck! Duck!
I don't know what he's saying!

1234
01:16:53,086 --> 01:16:54,191
I don't know what he's saying!

1235
01:16:57,028 --> 01:16:58,345
No. No, no, no, no, no.

1236
01:16:58,355 --> 01:16:59,252
We are not CIA.

1237
01:17:05,809 --> 01:17:07,323
I'm sorry. I don't understand
what you're saying.

1238
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,701
We are not CIA!
We are journalists!

1239
01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:10,220
No, we are journalists!

1240
01:17:11,024 --> 01:17:13,119
Duck! Duck, what is he saying?

1241
01:17:13,219 --> 01:17:15,824
I don't understand what you're saying!
We are not CIA!

1242
01:17:15,924 --> 01:17:18,833
Don't! Stop it! Stop it!
I don't know what you're saying!

1243
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:21,702
Stop it! Stop it!

1244
01:18:09,402 --> 01:18:11,424
The truth emerges.

1245
01:18:18,878 --> 01:18:21,255
There's been a giant mix-up here.

1246
01:18:21,339 --> 01:18:23,048
What mix-up?

1247
01:18:23,914 --> 01:18:25,488
We know everything.

1248
01:18:25,717 --> 01:18:28,576
Especially when CIA is here.

1249
01:18:28,676 --> 01:18:29,628
No, we're not CIA.

1250
01:18:29,637 --> 01:18:31,822
We're really not C... Fuck!

1251
01:18:41,694 --> 01:18:46,147
For weeks we've been hearing rumors
that CIA is here.

1252
01:18:47,652 --> 01:18:50,234
The CIA is coming for me.

1253
01:18:51,663 --> 01:18:52,868
We hear everything.

1254
01:18:52,968 --> 01:18:55,160
We know everything.

1255
01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:57,372
This is the thing. We're not CIA.

1256
01:18:57,382 --> 01:18:58,734
We're just journalists.

1257
01:18:59,162 --> 01:19:00,932
Just journalists. We just came...

1258
01:19:01,032 --> 01:19:03,261
We were trying to get an
interview with you.

1259
01:19:03,932 --> 01:19:06,761
But you tell others that you are CIA.

1260
01:19:06,768 --> 01:19:09,571
No! No, no, we didn't.
We didn't say anything...

1261
01:19:09,581 --> 01:19:10,932
You said to Boris.

1262
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:15,673
No. We didn't. We didn't say that.

1263
01:19:15,773 --> 01:19:17,505
He was just really confused.

1264
01:19:17,635 --> 01:19:19,899
We're really just journalists.

1265
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:22,839
And we're not here to hurt you.

1266
01:19:32,284 --> 01:19:33,139
Srdjan.

1267
01:19:48,202 --> 01:19:49,647
No, no, no!

1268
01:19:50,905 --> 01:19:52,220
Oh, no, please don't do it!

1269
01:19:54,005 --> 01:19:56,082
You can't do it. You can't.

1270
01:20:04,194 --> 01:20:07,682
- Hello?
- You got to be fucking kidding me.

1271
01:20:34,233 --> 01:20:34,933
Fox!

1272
01:20:35,271 --> 01:20:37,078
Fox went out the back!
He's out the back!

1273
01:20:37,178 --> 01:20:38,086
Move in!

1274
01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:40,316
Guys, move it!

1275
01:21:06,227 --> 01:21:09,035
<i>Extraction team 107,
this is Firebase Lima. Stand by.</i>

1276
01:21:16,850 --> 01:21:18,260
Look, this is a news event.

1277
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,661
We are newsmen.

1278
01:21:19,761 --> 01:21:21,508
We want off the copter now.

1279
01:21:23,007 --> 01:21:24,209
You ever heard of freedom
of the press?

1280
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:25,209
Not in Bosnia, sir, no.

1281
01:21:30,037 --> 01:21:32,524
All right. Jazzy,
let's start this bird up.

1282
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,250
Wait. Where are we going, exactly?

1283
01:21:48,109 --> 01:21:50,481
Hey, excuse me. Did you catch him?

1284
01:21:52,222 --> 01:21:54,152
That's classified information.

1285
01:21:57,649 --> 01:21:58,539
Classified.

1286
01:21:58,639 --> 01:22:00,218
Correct. Classified.

1287
01:22:00,562 --> 01:22:02,648
So you're saying you didn't catch him?

1288
01:22:04,565 --> 01:22:06,684
He was right fucking there!

1289
01:22:07,609 --> 01:22:09,350
Just what are you insinuating?

1290
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:11,551
I was an inch... an inch
from this guy!

1291
01:22:11,651 --> 01:22:12,617
He was there!

1292
01:22:12,717 --> 01:22:15,792
We saved your life.
That was our mission.

1293
01:22:16,176 --> 01:22:17,740
You cut it pretty close,
don't you think?

1294
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,333
We did our job.

1295
01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:21,295
Now you guys got to get
the hell out of this country.

1296
01:22:21,496 --> 01:22:25,984
No. No, I think there's a pretty good
story to tell inside this country.

1297
01:22:26,603 --> 01:22:29,569
I was nose-to-nose with the most
wanted fugitive in the world.

1298
01:22:33,527 --> 01:22:35,508
Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt.

1299
01:22:36,926 --> 01:22:39,094
- Hunt.
- Mr. Hunt.

1300
01:22:39,177 --> 01:22:42,194
You're lucky I haven't already
arrested your sorry ass

1301
01:22:42,294 --> 01:22:45,363
and thrown you in a dark fucking hole
with no fucking exits.

1302
01:22:45,611 --> 01:22:46,978
Arrested for what?

1303
01:22:47,048 --> 01:22:50,485
Impersonating a CIA officer
is a serious offense.

1304
01:22:50,585 --> 01:22:54,232
Jesus fuck.
We never impersonated anyone.

1305
01:22:54,554 --> 01:22:57,064
Your friend Boris is on
a plane for Uganda

1306
01:22:57,065 --> 01:22:58,925
where he will now be stationed.

1307
01:22:59,559 --> 01:23:02,593
But before he was suddenly
transferred to darkest Africa

1308
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:04,015
to never be heard from again,

1309
01:23:04,115 --> 01:23:07,373
we confronted him
about your little representation.

1310
01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:13,870
Alright! So what? So fucking what!

1311
01:23:14,265 --> 01:23:16,330
If I ever hear from you again,

1312
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:20,218
the CIA will be on you like a cheap
suit from the Men's Wearhouse.

1313
01:23:20,749 --> 01:23:22,834
You'll be arrested, jailed,

1314
01:23:22,864 --> 01:23:27,359
and sodomized by a big, dumb,
large-cocked Serbian bastard

1315
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,087
for the rest of your
shitty little lives.

1316
01:23:30,358 --> 01:23:33,341
And if you don't care about that,
if you like big Serbian cock,

1317
01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:35,361
and you still plan
on reporting any of this,

1318
01:23:35,461 --> 01:23:37,988
then your friend Boris
will find himself eaten

1319
01:23:38,038 --> 01:23:41,864
by a tiger or lion or a squirrel

1320
01:23:41,964 --> 01:23:44,998
or whatever fucking animal
we can find in darkest Africa.

1321
01:23:45,082 --> 01:23:46,755
And you'll have to live with that.

1322
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:50,200
I assume that I can quote you
on the squirrel remark.

1323
01:23:53,117 --> 01:23:54,742
Look, Cunt.

1324
01:23:55,340 --> 01:23:59,005
The CIA has a bright side,
the CIA has a dark side,

1325
01:23:59,006 --> 01:24:00,744
and then there's the gray side.

1326
01:24:01,213 --> 01:24:03,764
We do the things that people
don't need to know about.

1327
01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:06,183
It's a part we deny even exists.

1328
01:24:06,224 --> 01:24:08,884
It's a part of the CIA that's
been working for

1329
01:24:08,894 --> 01:24:11,393
the last three weeks in
Bosnia on the Fox.

1330
01:24:11,398 --> 01:24:14,246
And what have you been working
on doing, letting him disappear?

1331
01:24:15,257 --> 01:24:16,774
Let me ask you a question.

1332
01:24:17,092 --> 01:24:20,510
Why do you think the CIA
would want to let a war criminal go?

1333
01:24:20,610 --> 01:24:22,059
Let me ask you a question.

1334
01:24:22,257 --> 01:24:25,061
In five years, why has the CIA,

1335
01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:28,232
the Hague, the United Nations,
and NATO

1336
01:24:29,210 --> 01:24:32,664
not been able to find a guy
that we found in just two days

1337
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,577
if you actually wanted to find him?

1338
01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:48,391
We're giving you a one-way
ticket home.

1339
01:24:48,991 --> 01:24:50,052
I suggest you use it.

1340
01:24:50,452 --> 01:24:52,329
We're not saving your asses again.

1341
01:24:53,444 --> 01:24:57,343
From this moment on,
the story's being written by others.

1342
01:25:24,538 --> 01:25:26,756
<i>The Americans, yeah,
they brokered the peace agreement,</i>

1343
01:25:26,856 --> 01:25:29,801
<i>but some would suggest they
made a secret deal with the Fox,</i>

1344
01:25:29,901 --> 01:25:31,280
<i>that if he stepped down from power</i>

1345
01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:33,700
<i>they would not arrest him
for war crimes.</i>

1346
01:25:50,376 --> 01:25:51,964
You ever flown in
one of these puppies before?

1347
01:25:52,646 --> 01:25:54,720
You won't have feeling
in your ass for a week.

1348
01:25:55,315 --> 01:25:58,801
- Great.
- It's nice they packed for us.

1349
01:25:59,122 --> 01:26:00,350
So what are you going to do?

1350
01:26:01,154 --> 01:26:03,329
I don't know. Go to Greece with Duck.

1351
01:26:04,224 --> 01:26:06,272
Share some moussaka
with him and his girlfriend.

1352
01:26:09,618 --> 01:26:11,328
Duck?

1353
01:26:12,996 --> 01:26:14,831
Duck?

1354
01:26:14,914 --> 01:26:16,281
What is it?

1355
01:26:21,633 --> 01:26:24,093
They sent Boris out of this country

1356
01:26:24,193 --> 01:26:27,337
because he was actually
trying to catch the Fox.

1357
01:26:28,456 --> 01:26:30,674
They're sending us away
because we found him.

1358
01:26:30,774 --> 01:26:33,500
No, he found us.
We're lucky we still have our heads.

1359
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,351
No, it's like no one in a position
of power in this place

1360
01:26:36,452 --> 01:26:39,121
even wants to try and catch
that bastard.

1361
01:26:39,221 --> 01:26:40,528
And that's just wrong.

1362
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:42,803
Yeah.

1363
01:26:43,524 --> 01:26:44,414
What are you saying?

1364
01:26:46,371 --> 01:26:48,218
I'm saying we can't leave.

1365
01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:57,597
I think I just wet myself.

1366
01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:13,095
All right.

1367
01:27:13,994 --> 01:27:14,817
Yeah.

1368
01:27:15,131 --> 01:27:16,966
Yeah, let's go get this bastard.

1369
01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:20,703
<i>Okay, gentlemen, load 'em up.
We're ready to go.</i>

1370
01:27:23,265 --> 01:27:24,766
<i>Prepare plane for taxi.</i>

1371
01:27:25,338 --> 01:27:27,837
All right, um, what's the plan?

1372
01:27:30,685 --> 01:27:31,023
Run.

1373
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,413
Run? That's your plan?

1374
01:27:35,513 --> 01:27:36,908
Yeah. Run.

1375
01:27:49,992 --> 01:27:51,077
<i>As a kid I never dreamed</i>

1376
01:27:51,177 --> 01:27:52,832
<i>about being an action hero.</i>

1377
01:27:53,850 --> 01:27:55,928
<i>I only dreamed about playing
for the Redmond's or</i>

1378
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,389
<i>getting to the 2nd base with
my best friend sister.</i>

1379
01:28:02,211 --> 01:28:05,672
<i>The rest of the story,
I guess, is urban legend.</i>

1380
01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:14,580
<i>Simon says it was his idea...</i>

1381
01:28:16,352 --> 01:28:19,533
<i>but as usual I think Simon was
taking too much credit.</i>

1382
01:28:20,516 --> 01:28:22,037
<i>And I think it was Benjamin </i>

1383
01:28:22,137 --> 01:28:24,013
<i>who figured it out how
we could catch him.</i>

1384
01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:27,184
<i>It occured to him,</i>

1385
01:28:27,587 --> 01:28:31,495
<i>that you can't go hunting
with ten bodyguards.</i>

1386
01:28:32,444 --> 01:28:33,753
<i>It's too noisy.</i>

1387
01:28:34,322 --> 01:28:35,906
<i>It scares the animals off.</i>

1388
01:29:03,113 --> 01:29:03,873
Doctor?

1389
01:30:17,066 --> 01:30:19,197
Where is the rest of your team?

1390
01:30:22,177 --> 01:30:24,020
There ain't no team, you motherfucker.

1391
01:30:24,737 --> 01:30:25,935
It's just us.

1392
01:30:31,757 --> 01:30:34,338
I get you $5 million.

1393
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:37,340
United States currency.

1394
01:30:38,427 --> 01:30:41,105
Take it. It's yours.

1395
01:30:41,135 --> 01:30:44,294
We get $5 million just for
turning you in.

1396
01:30:44,892 --> 01:30:47,291
You turn me in, and then what?

1397
01:30:48,129 --> 01:30:52,186
They are more afraid of me
than I am of them.

1398
01:30:54,771 --> 01:30:57,755
You do not have the balls to kill me.

1399
01:30:58,808 --> 01:31:02,517
And you do not have the balls
to take my money.

1400
01:31:03,402 --> 01:31:04,889
And you do not have the balls

1401
01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:07,600
to see what the
international community

1402
01:31:07,610 --> 01:31:10,450
will do or not do to me.

1403
01:31:12,007 --> 01:31:14,018
You have nothing.

1404
01:31:17,590 --> 01:31:19,789
That's why we've got to change
the rules.

1405
01:31:45,679 --> 01:31:49,300
<i>If the power comes back on,
it still doesn't mean you can leave.</i>

1406
01:31:50,336 --> 01:31:51,354
<i>I'm never leaving.</i>

1407
01:31:52,819 --> 01:31:55,797
<i>I'll have myself surgically
attached to you.</i>

1408
01:32:13,596 --> 01:32:14,788
This was Marda's town.

1409
01:32:15,376 --> 01:32:17,311
It's one of the few places
Muslims came back to.

1410
01:32:22,005 --> 01:32:23,612
They'll know best what to do with him.

1411
01:33:45,871 --> 01:33:46,851
Let me borrow 50 bucks.

1412
01:33:47,415 --> 01:33:49,954
What? We just left $5 million
tied to the side of the road.

1413
01:33:49,964 --> 01:33:50,874
You want to borrow 50 bucks?

1414
01:33:51,175 --> 01:33:52,250
Actually, make it a hundred.

1415
01:33:53,476 --> 01:33:54,765
You know, when all this hits,

1416
01:33:54,775 --> 01:33:57,615
it's going to be a shit-storm of
international denial and cover-ups.

1417
01:33:58,454 --> 01:34:00,479
Maybe you could talk to your father,
get me that gig to report it.

1418
01:34:00,909 --> 01:34:01,668
Then I can pay you back.

1419
01:34:03,170 --> 01:34:03,902
All right.

1420
01:34:10,081 --> 01:34:11,175
So what are you going to do?

1421
01:34:12,049 --> 01:34:13,438
You going to stay and cover it?

1422
01:34:14,694 --> 01:34:15,410
Are you?

1423
01:34:16,527 --> 01:34:18,347
I got the cushy gig in New York.

1424
01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:20,262
The girl in Greece.

1425
01:34:21,122 --> 01:34:21,854
The story...

1426
01:34:23,046 --> 01:34:24,439
The story's going to be right here.

1427
01:34:28,665 --> 01:34:30,543
Just play something decent
on this, will you?

1428
01:34:31,519 --> 01:34:32,556
For once?

1429
01:34:34,399 --> 01:34:37,422
Simon, you're the only man I know
who would borrow money

1430
01:34:37,432 --> 01:34:40,581
to repay a debt that you took
to repay a debt.

1431
01:34:42,341 --> 01:34:43,867
And that's why you love me.

1432
01:34:47,016 --> 01:34:48,124
That's why I love you.